Audiobooks Narrated by Arte Johnson

A green hunting cap squeezed the top of the fleshy balloon of a head.... The revoltingly intriguing...

Without bothering to get approval from the President, the State Department, or even the FTC...

Here is Hiaasen doing what he does better than anyone else: spinning a tale at once fiercely pointed and wickedly funny in which the greedy, the corrupt, and the degraders of what’s left of pristine Florida—now, of the Bahamas as well—get their comeuppance in mordantly ingenious, diabolically entertaining fashion.

The government has been seized by a ne'er-do-well rich boy and his elderly henchmen...

Abandoned by their ill-humored parents to the care of an odious nanny, Tim, the twins, Barnaby A and Barnaby B, and their sister, Jane, attempt to fulfill their roles as good old-fashioned children.

George Burns, Dave Barry, Andy Rooney, Joan Rivers, and many others all have one thing in common...

America's most beloved writer, Lilian Jackson Braun, author of twenty-four Cat Who.

Bad Dog's Have More Fun is an unforgettable collection of more than 75 newspaper columns by John Grogan, the #1 New York Times best-selling author of Marley & Me.

Today, as the years have passed, readers have become increasingly passionate about Russell Baker's writing, addicted to his columns and fanatic in their admiration of him....

If you think the wildest, wackiest stories that Carl Hiaasen can tell have all made it into his hilarious, best-selling novels, think again.