From the author of the best-selling classics We're Just Like You, Only Prettier and Bless Your Heart, Tramp comes a collection of essays so funny, you'll shoot co'cola out of your nose.Topics include such gems as:
# Why Miss North Carolina is too nice to hate
# How Gwyneth Paltrow wants to improve your pathetic life
# Strapped for cash? Try cat whispering
# Sex every night for a year? How do you wrap that?
# Get yer Wassail on: It's carolin' time
# Airlines serving up one hot mess
# Action figure Jesus
# Why Clay Aiken ain't marrying your glandular daughter
# And much more!
Complete with a treasure trove of Celia's genuine southern recipes, You Can't Drink All Day If You Don't Start in the Morning is sure to appeal to anyone who lives south of something.